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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
The Art of the Whine: How Democrats Master the Exaggeration Game to Steal the Spotlight (And Your Sanity) JIM MURREN & GEORGE SOROS [LAS VEGAS SHOOTING LOVERS] The California Creeper Newscum's Great Ballot Bake-Off: Where Votes Rise, Then Vanish Like His Dignity Scott Wiener: The Andy Dick of Politics is Trading California State Senate for a Sporty Banana Hammock Run Straight into Congress United States Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Burns The Entire House Down Around Gavin Newsom in This Epic Viral Clip Straight Out of Davos NPR's Subsidy Funeral Pyre: Smug Liberals Get Their Bubbles Popped, Pledge Drive Panic Attacks, and Tote-Bag Grift Reality Newsom's Ballot Blunder: Where in the World is That Gerrymander Map? Democrats' Desperate Tantrum at the Department of Education Still Echoes: A Pathetic Bid to Cling to Federal Power The Disposable Stars: Satan’s Mid-Career Vessel Retirements and the Epic 2026 Reckoning While Democrats Desperately Duck Shutdown Negotiations and Let Troops Starve, President Trahan Delivers the Message: I'd Only Visit AOC's Office to Fire Her The Art of the Whine: How Democrats Master the Exaggeration Game to Steal the Spotlight (And Your Sanity) JIM MURREN & GEORGE SOROS [LAS VEGAS SHOOTING LOVERS] The California Creeper Newscum's Great Ballot Bake-Off: Where Votes Rise, Then Vanish Like His Dignity Scott Wiener: The Andy Dick of Politics is Trading California State Senate for a Sporty Banana Hammock Run Straight into Congress United States Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Burns The Entire House Down Around Gavin Newsom in This Epic Viral Clip Straight Out of Davos NPR's Subsidy Funeral Pyre: Smug Liberals Get Their Bubbles Popped, Pledge Drive Panic Attacks, and Tote-Bag Grift Reality Newsom's Ballot Blunder: Where in the World is That Gerrymander Map? Democrats' Desperate Tantrum at the Department of Education Still Echoes: A Pathetic Bid to Cling to Federal Power The Disposable Stars: Satan’s Mid-Career Vessel Retirements and the Epic 2026 Reckoning While Democrats Desperately Duck Shutdown Negotiations and Let Troops Starve, President Trahan Delivers the Message: I'd Only Visit AOC's Office to Fire Her
Refreshing...