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SHERIFF FOR CLARK COUNTY NV [2019 UNOFFICIAL WINNER]

Posted in: Political Satire · Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy · Nevada Sheriff Election Critique

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-17 05:29:40

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SHERIFF WINS BY POPULAR DEMAND
Original Post Date – 2017/12/27

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That's right, as crazy as it seems... Sheriff is still running for Sheriff of Clark County, Nevada. Long-time resident Sheriff has lots to say about those whom lost their lives due to the negligence of incumbent sheriff, Joe Lombardo.
It took me no time to analyze the data available online and pin the tail on many of the donkeys in on the October 1st 2017 Route 91 'Harvest' Vegas Shooting incident, and you better believe that I'm livid. I'm gonna nail the casket shut on the case once and for all... the right way. -Sheriff


Sheriff is a civilian whom was almost military upon several occasions, it never set well with Sheriff Puma, he knew there was something fishy going on. It was all over the news... *Anyone back when the Bush family and the Clinton family were in office knew about all their scandals* and to this day, the effects of their negligence are still being felt all across America. *As Sheriff of Clark County Nevada Sheriff vows to change all that*.
Enough is enough and it's only a matter of time til We The People finally dominate America and take it over completely. Diversity is key. Those whom are older and also the youth are not to be perverted. Home invasion must be prevented and their associated crimes must be solved. End of Story. Any questions? -Sheriff


Okay, this is how it went down... prior to the massacre, Jim Murren takes out several types of insurance policies that are identical to what happened the night of the shooting incident. Coincidence? Me thinks not. Guess what else happens, my fellow Patriots? Sheriff has a run in with him and Heather Murren at the Suncoast Las Vegas Casino, right inside the ballrooms. After all it was the event Scott and Amie Yancey had hosted that Sheriff was very excited to attend, as he is an avid fan of everything they do.
"It was a real honor for me to get to meet the stars of Flipping Vegas face to face. I had mentioned them online and they responded to my surprise, and that's what really got me hooked into the show, was that response from them." -Sheriff


Lo and behold, to Sheriff's surprise... George Soros, Heather and Jim Murren were all at this event and that's where they learned how to make the stock in MGM Resorts International stocks crash as they all invested the put-option method into the MGM Resorts International stocks, and maybe even a few others?
Only more detailed investigation and eyewitness accounts will tell. But we got him. With my testimony about seeing Jim Murren and George Soros– combined with following the money, I do have to say that the SEC was very happy to hear about my story of their combined efforts in this cut–throat investment opportunity of insider–trading, and I also do have to say "in your face" Jim Murren. I was dressed better than you that night, your wife looked at me, and boohoo, you went crying to Scott like a little baby. Yes, Jim, I'm mocking you here– just like I'll be mocking you in court every step of the way as I prosecute you and make sure you and everyone else involved stands trial for these crimes that you and and all your sick little corrupt politician buddies keep committing. I'm coming for you. The big bad wolf comin' for you, boys.


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